elliptical equals nasty sweat stench

I just got off the elliptical. I was only on that thing for twenty minutes. I made a pact with myself, since I hate to exercise, that I can watch a TV show while I use it. Naturally, I picked "30 Rock" on Netflix streaming. I really don't get why that show lasted more than one season, or really an entire season. The acting is horrible.. but so is the selection of Netflix streaming.

So yeah, I smell horrible. It's like a 600 lb fat man just died on my skin, only it's 200 lbs, and oh wow, it's me! How's that for an epiphany? I'm ready to hop in the shower but I wanted to get on and write this first before I forget. I do that - I forget things all the time. I'm a pretty horrible human. I can't even keep promises to myself (I know - I don't have the best self esteem, but I also don't need a lecture on it).

I think I'll go swimming today... y'know, after I shower. That'll help me burn a few more calories and it's something I enjoy. I'm going to be swimming a lot in the next two months or so because soon winter will be here and all the pools will be closed (which is stupid - it's Florida for Christs' sake!). Anyway - I'm done. I'll try to post a photo later tonight, but maybe it will happen tomorrow. That way you (and I) can shudder some more in disgust.  Off to shower...

Cheers.